Humor

A Definition of Globalization

August 15, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Globalization? A definition of globalization that I can understand and to  which I now can relate:     Question:  What is the truest definition of Globalization ?  Answer : Princess Diana’s death.  Question: How come?  Answer : An  English Princess  with an  Egyptian boyfriend crashes  in a French tunnel,  riding in a German  car with […]

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Funny! The lie clock

July 16, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin By Dr. Eowyn A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. […]

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Team Names

July 15, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this is funny. Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins. Dear Mr. Page… I agree with […]

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Ant & Grasshopper Story

June 14, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin AND  THE GRASSHOPPER   This one is a little different…. Two  Different Versions … Two  Different Morals  OLD  VERSION The  ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The  grasshopper  thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and […]

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WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE

May 23, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the […]

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Monday Funnies: Liberals don’t make sense!

April 27, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin And here’s their leader! Follow VeronicaCoffin

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NEWS FROM THE YEAR: 2059

April 20, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple […]

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Socialism

March 14, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   Post by Uncle Rufus. Follow VeronicaCoffin

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The Three Little Pigs – Shakespeare Style

March 12, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Comedian John Branyan tells the story of The Three Little Pigs as it would have sounded if written by Shakespeare in this hilarious stand-up performance. He did this so well I hope he does more Fairy Tales as I know I could avail oneself of some of the words […]

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CDC Disease Release News

February 19, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A Newly Defined Disease is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious. February, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread.  The disease itself […]

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Stress Management

February 17, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading andexplaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass ofwater. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ‘halfempty or half full?’  She fooled them all …. “How heavy is thisglass of water?” she inquired with […]

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Department of the Internet: Installation (HUMOR)

February 12, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   Visit www.ProtectInternetFreedom.com to stop the government takeover of the Internet. Follow VeronicaCoffin

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Political Advice From Larry The Cable Guy

January 26, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The 10 Commandments   COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada years ago, right to the stall where she […]

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Subject: 1947 & 1948

January 23, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Just thought you should know… The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 66 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell […]

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Dover Police DashCam Confessional (“Shake it Off”) – Officer dances to Taylor Swift

January 17, 2015

Email this pageThis is just too funny! lol Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin By Heidi Barley, Associated Press The Dover, Del. police department became an overnight sensation when this video, and the following post went up on the organization’s Facebook page: “While reviewing dashcam footage, we come across some interesting sights to say the least. We […]

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HarperCollins Revisionist History and Geography Series

January 6, 2015

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin The People’s Cube Red Square Dedicated to HarperCollins, which recently published atlases scrubbed of the existence of the state of Israel, so as not to hurt the feelings of its Middle East customers. Reported by our friend and frequent contributor, Marion D.S. Dreyfus. Illustrated by Red Square, People’s Director. […]

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