Humor

Generation Gap

April 8, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A very self-important college student attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the […]

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Want reservations?

April 8, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin The U.S. Navy intercepted three more boatloads of people off the coast of Florida today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position again, as the boats were not heading to Florida , but away from Florida toward Cuba . Another finding was that they were loaded with American […]

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It’s a comin’

April 2, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by: Veronica Coffin Three strangers were talking while in the Bozeman, Montana airport, waiting for their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived […]

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Pecans in the Cemetary

March 12, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big,  old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up  a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began  dividing the nuts. ‘One for you, one for me, one […]

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Survivor – Texas Style

February 19, 2014

Email this pageDue to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!” Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin   The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .  They will then […]

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Barack Obama Talks to the kids…..

February 18, 2014

Email this pageBarack Obama, at a recent school assembly in South Carolina, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child […]

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What’s Next? A ‘Pathway to Ownership’? (The Absurdity of Amnesty)

February 16, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin From Top Right News: What if you came home one day and found people living in your den – and they said the government had given them the right to stay? Take a look at what happened to “The Jensens.”     Follow VeronicaCoffin

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Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons To Vote Democrat

February 16, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same […]

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Welcome to the Sochi Olympics… My Name is “Peggy”

February 8, 2014

Email this page“How was your flight over? I hope that little scare concerning “Toothpaste Bombs” did not spoil your flight.” Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin Satire from Ask Marion~ KingJester: TRANSLATION: The Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning to U.S. and some foreign airlines traveling to Russia for the Olympic Games to be on […]

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New Antiseptic (political humor)

January 26, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin It’s not only the English who have a sense of humor. The Scots do as well!   New Antiseptic!! This cartoon originated in Scotland. It looks like most of the world is laughing at our nation’s leadership! Follow VeronicaCoffin

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Building Permit

January 24, 2014

Email this page  Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement ? Well, I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a […]

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What If Buying Coffee Were Like Obamacare?

January 12, 2014

Email this pageWhat If Buying Coffee Were Like Obamacare? Follow VeronicaCoffin

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The Obama Method (humor)

January 10, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly. “My sales approach was to appeal to […]

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WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE (Humor)

January 7, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman – takes out the fly and drinks the coffee. The Chinese – eats the fly […]

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Political Humor: Woman In A Hot Air Balloon

January 7, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where […]

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Jay Leno on Obama

January 3, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Now that he’s a short timer, Jay does not feel constrained to stay within the network guidelines of “no Obama criticism and staying politically correct” — what a breath of fresh air!   “I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to […]

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