Humor

NOAH 2013

September 14, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin     NOAH  TODAY   In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Oregon and said: “Once again, the earth has become evil and I see the end of all flesh before me.  Build another  Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good […]

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11 ways to know when you live in a country run by idiots

September 5, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin The original title of the essay below is “Food For Thought,” its author is said to be Junius P. Long. America: A Country Run by Idiots 1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live […]

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Am I ever lucky!!

August 21, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin According to an email I received yesterday, a Nigerian Prince says I won a lottery held by his country.     He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE! All I have to do is give him my […]

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The Shepherd I Did Not Want

August 17, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.   He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment, For his party’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I […]

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The iY generation: I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry…

August 15, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin By DCG If you want an understanding of the iY generation (#me!) and their thought processes, one only need visit Tumblr* for a glimpse into the most misguided generation in a long time (unless you are just looking for porn [this is not a link to porn!], then you’ve found […]

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Ghost Sex

August 15, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’ About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any […]

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SOCIALISM AND RACISM EXPLAINED

August 9, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A black kid asks his mother, “Mama what’s Socialism and what is Racism?” “Well son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all  our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent  subsidy, food stamps, EMC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, […]

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Lawyer vs Cop

August 9, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Lawyer vs Cop A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides […]

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Who is the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights?

August 4, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin By: traildustfotm This is my question after reading the jaw dropping line on Drudge: “UN Condemns Israel for Not Sharing Iron Dome Tech…“ BRIETBART: UN CONDEMNS ISRAEL’S LATEST WAR CRIME: NOT SHARING IRON DOME WITH HAMAS The UN’s top human rights official again condemned Israel for its military actions to stop Hamas […]

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The Densest Element Ever Found

July 29, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles […]

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Injured Golfer

July 24, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington, DC that included Barack Obama. Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m […]

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Out of Her League (Funny)

July 23, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   LEIGH SALES;  Journalist       General Cosgrove was interviewed on TV recently. For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to […]

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Important Lesson for Fishing & Hunting Guys

June 29, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-lookinghomeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it […]

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11 Texan Phrases The Rest Of The Country Should Adopt

June 29, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   Three of the four fastest-growing cities in the U.S. are deep in the heart of Texas, and for good reason: The cuisine’s diverse, the weather’s warm and delightfully moody, and the live music situation is pretty much ideal. What’s even more appealing than the hill country’s idyllic swimming […]

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How the Internet Really Began (humor)

May 25, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she […]

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Guess What This Is

May 13, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Believe it or not, this is a woman in full body paint…..Clue: Her left leg pointing down like a tail, her right knee is drawn up, her right arm is braced on the stump, her other arm is folded over her head. The bird’s eye is in the center […]

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