Humor

The Densest Element Ever Found

July 29, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles […]

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Injured Golfer

July 24, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington, DC that included Barack Obama. Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m […]

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Out of Her League (Funny)

July 23, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   LEIGH SALES;  Journalist       General Cosgrove was interviewed on TV recently. For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to […]

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Important Lesson for Fishing & Hunting Guys

June 29, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-lookinghomeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it […]

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11 Texan Phrases The Rest Of The Country Should Adopt

June 29, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   Three of the four fastest-growing cities in the U.S. are deep in the heart of Texas, and for good reason: The cuisine’s diverse, the weather’s warm and delightfully moody, and the live music situation is pretty much ideal. What’s even more appealing than the hill country’s idyllic swimming […]

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How the Internet Really Began (humor)

May 25, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, Large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she […]

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Guess What This Is

May 13, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Believe it or not, this is a woman in full body paint…..Clue: Her left leg pointing down like a tail, her right knee is drawn up, her right arm is braced on the stump, her other arm is folded over her head. The bird’s eye is in the center […]

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A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

May 6, 2014

Email this pageGotta love this Judge!  You must read this…..  A proper decision by the courts…  for a change. Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin In  Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.  […]

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Neat Math Trick

May 5, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Super Neat Math Trick   I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!   Amazing.  it really works to reveal my all-time favorite movie.   I’m  pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally […]

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GOLDEN OBAMA OLDIES FROM JAY LENO

May 3, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin “I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the  IRS.” On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans – now we have one.” On a new IRS commissioner: “He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he […]

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Why men prefer guns over women

May 3, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin And here we go… #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road. #8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably […]

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The height of “political correctness”!

April 30, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, one of the largest passenger airplanes ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as […]

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Bungee Jump Advertisement From Britain.

April 23, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Don’t you just love those Brits? Follow VeronicaCoffin

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WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS

April 23, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers.  Here… use my iPad.”   Well, I can tell you this ….. that f…ing fly never knew what hit […]

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A Little Bible Study

April 22, 2014

Email this pageTest to follow on November 6, 2014 Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’(Matthew 25:33). Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat.  They did and filled the boat with fish. John […]

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Ron white is my alter ego. We have the same sense of humor & refusal to bite our tongue.

April 21, 2014

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