Humor

Tips From The Redneck Book Of Manners

October 15, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4.. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if […]

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Monday Funny: Meet Little Nellie!

October 13, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Nellie’s teacher was talking about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though the whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. Nellie raised her hand and said, “But the Bible says Jonah was swallowed by […]

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10,535 pages of ObamaCare condensed to four sentences

October 10, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by: Veronica Coffin Here are the 10,535 pages of ObamaCare condensed to four sentences… As humorous as this sounds…..every last word of it is absolutely TRUE! In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to uninsure the insured. Next, we require the newly uninsured to be re-insured. To re-insure the newly […]

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Star Trek and the Iranians (Humor)

October 6, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian said, “I have just one question about what I have seen in America.” The […]

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The Evolution of Mathematics

October 2, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Mathematics I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the […]

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#YouMightVoteDemocrat

September 28, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin By: Arlen Williams It began with this:   If you think Islam is a race… #YouMightVoteDemocrat — Arlen Williams ن (@ArlenWms) September 27, 2014   Click to enlarge, if you like:   Oops, one typo at least, sorry (corrected “decemt” to “decent” with a little graphic magic).     Follow […]

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Don’t we wish!

September 22, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin This was written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion. This was […]

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NOAH 2013

September 14, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin     NOAH  TODAY   In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Oregon and said: “Once again, the earth has become evil and I see the end of all flesh before me.  Build another  Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good […]

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11 ways to know when you live in a country run by idiots

September 5, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin The original title of the essay below is “Food For Thought,” its author is said to be Junius P. Long. America: A Country Run by Idiots 1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live […]

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Am I ever lucky!!

August 21, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin According to an email I received yesterday, a Nigerian Prince says I won a lottery held by his country.     He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE! All I have to do is give him my […]

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The Shepherd I Did Not Want

August 17, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin   Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.   He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment, For his party’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I […]

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The iY generation: I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry…

August 15, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin By DCG If you want an understanding of the iY generation (#me!) and their thought processes, one only need visit Tumblr* for a glimpse into the most misguided generation in a long time (unless you are just looking for porn [this is not a link to porn!], then you’ve found […]

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Ghost Sex

August 15, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’ About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any […]

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SOCIALISM AND RACISM EXPLAINED

August 9, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin A black kid asks his mother, “Mama what’s Socialism and what is Racism?” “Well son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all  our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent  subsidy, food stamps, EMC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, […]

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Lawyer vs Cop

August 9, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin Lawyer vs Cop A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides […]

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Who is the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights?

August 4, 2014

Email this pageSubmitted by:  Veronica Coffin By: traildustfotm This is my question after reading the jaw dropping line on Drudge: “UN Condemns Israel for Not Sharing Iron Dome Tech…“ BRIETBART: UN CONDEMNS ISRAEL’S LATEST WAR CRIME: NOT SHARING IRON DOME WITH HAMAS The UN’s top human rights official again condemned Israel for its military actions to stop Hamas […]

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