Adam was the first in more ways than one (humor)

March 3, 2016

Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin

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God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”

Adam said, “Gladly, Lord. What do You want me to do?”

God said, “Go down into that valley.”

Adam said, “What’s a valley?”

God explained it to him.

Then God said, “Cross the river.”

Adam said, “What’s a river?”

God explained that to him.

Then God said, “Go over to the hill and ….”

Adam said, “What is a hill?”

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

God told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.”

Adam said, ‘What’s a cave?’

After God explained, He then said, “In the cave you will find a woman.”

Adam said, “What’s a woman?’

So, once again, God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, ‘I want you to reproduce.”

Adam said, “How do I do that?”

Getting exasperated, God said (under
His breath), “Geez….” And then, just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam as well.

So Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience finally wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now?”

And Adam said….

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(you’re gonna love this!!!!!!)

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“What’s a headache?”

 

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