A Definition of Globalization

August 15, 2015

Submitted by:  Veronica Coffin

Globalization?
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to 
which I now can relate: 
  
Question: 
What is the truest definition of Globalization ? 
Answer : Princess Diana’s death. 
Question:
How come? 
Answer :
An 
English Princess 
with an 
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes 
in a French tunnel, 
riding in a
German 
car
with a 
Dutch engine,
driven 
by a Belgian
who was 
drunk
on 
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you 
change the spelling),
followed 
closely by
Italian 
Paparazzi,
on 
Japanese motorcycles,
treated 
by an American doctor, 
using
Brazilian 
medicines.
This is 
sent to you by
a 
Canadian,
using
American 
Bill Gates’ technology,
and 
you’re probably reading
this on your computer,
that 
uses Taiwanese chips, 
and
a
Korean 
monitor,
assembled 
by
Bangladeshi 
workers
in a 
Singapore plant,
transported 
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked 
by Indonesians,
unloaded by 
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexicans who
are in the US illegally
because
the current president,
born in Kenya
and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia
refuses to enforce US law.
  
That, my friends, is Globalization !

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