By Tom O’Halloran
If you have children, heck, YOU didn’t make them!!! Somewhere along the way, you had help from a lot of others!! Someone had to make your mattress & THAT had to be inspected by Government inspectors. The inspectors had to drive on the roads that were created by workers under government contract. Your baby was probably born in a hospital… You have any idea how many government workers are involved in regulating a hospital? I’d say it is probably more than actually work there!!
So you see, those kids aren’t really YOUR kids!! This is why I am rolling out a new Government Department, The Department Of Yo Baby Daddy. Now the federal government, that’s right, Yo Baby Daddy…. The Federal Government will hence forth step up and take care of all of its children, from medical needs, to food to school clothes, band equipment and soccer shoes. We will even have a government employee be there for his every game, school play and PTA meeting. I promise you that we will be the best parent that you have ever known.
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